My Defensiveness In Life Really

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.