He Looks As Though He's

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.