Googling Me, You Talk About

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

It Is Funny Because The Guy Who Is My Boss Now, Howard Stern, Has A Similarity There. He Got Big Being A Regular Guy. He Wasn't The Greatest Looking Guy In The World

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.