Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust