My Dad Was Superman To

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.