By The Time I Am

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.