Comedians, We're Just People Who

I Like Gambling On Stuff That You Don't Know Anything About. That's When It's Exciting.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

My Mother Would Say, Before I Left The House, 'remember Art, Hugs Are Better Than Drugs.' And I Believed My Mother, I Believed Everything She Said - Until The First Time I Got High At A Party. I Leaned Back, And I Went, 'god, This Is Way Better Than When My Uncle Perry Hugs Me. What Else Has My Mother Been Lying To Me About?

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.