Hugs Are Great, But -

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.