It's Not A Drug Problem,

I Used To Be A Longshoreman. I Didn't Go To College. I Have A Voice That When I Say Something, It Can Sound Way Meaner Than You Think It Is.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.