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I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.