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I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.