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I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.