Fools Carry Their Daggers In

It's Not Only The Most Difficult Thing To Know One's Self, But The Most Inconvenient.

Take The Humbug Out Of This World, And You Haven't Much Left To Do Business With.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

Show Me A Thoroughly Contented Person, And I Will Show You A Useless One.

As Long As We Are Lucky We Attribute It To Our Smartness; Our Bad Luck We Give The Gods Credit For.