There Is Not A Whole

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not Here.

Admiration Is A Youthful Fancy Will Which Scarcely Ever Survives To Mature Years.

Plenty Of Folks Are So Contrary That If They Should Fall Into The River, They Would Insist Upon Floating Upstream.