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The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

The Best Way To Convince A Fool That He Is Wrong Is To Let Him Have His Own Way.

Adversity Has The Same Effect On A Man That Severe Training Has On The Pugilist: It Reduces Him To His Fighting Weight.

Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise, But Better Natured.