Laughter Is The Sensation Of

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

It Is Much Easier To Repent Of Sins That We Have Committed Than To Repent Of Those That We Intend To Commit.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.