I Don't Never Have Any

If Mankind Were Only Just What They Pretend To Be, The Problem Of The Millennium Would Be Immediately Solved.

It's A Wise Man Who Profits By His Own Experience, But It's A Good Deal Wiser One Who Lets The Rattlesnake Bite The Other Fellow.

Pride Seems Tew Be Quite Equally Distributed; The Man Who Owns The Carriage And The Man Who Drives It Seem Tew Have It Just Alike.

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.

A Wise Man Never Enjoys Himself So Much, Or A Fool So Little, As When He Is Alone.