Man Was Created A Little

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.