Human Happiness Konsists In Having

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

The Best Condition In Life Is To Be Not So Rich As To Be Envied Nor So Poor As To Be Damned.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.