Every Song A Hit, Every

There Are So Many Things I'd Like To Change In The Industry. Everything From The Reliance Of Style Over Substance To Their Reluctance To Hire Me For Big Budget Blockbusters, But The Thing I Would Love Most Would Be If They Understood People Don't Have To Be Hollywood Beautiful To Be Sexy Or Interesting.

Many People Think It's In Bad Taste To Advertise For An Insane Asylum... But Come On Down. We're Going Crazy.

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!