Every Song A Hit, Every

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.