Please Call Your Second Witness,

Many People Think It's In Bad Taste To Advertise For An Insane Asylum... But Come On Down. We're Going Crazy.

Why Are There So Many Trees In The Jungle?

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.