Please Call Your Second Witness,

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.

You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Girl.