Our Top Story Tonight: Famous

I Don't Want To Get All Lefty, But If We Took The Defence Budgets From Around The World, We Could End Hunger Everywhere. I Would Hope That All The World's Leaders Are Thinking About Poverty. Get To Work. Do Something. This Is Something That's Going To Be With Us Forever.

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

Why Are There So Many Trees In The Jungle?

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.