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I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere Giggle.

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?