I Have So Many Evil

The People Who Influenced Me Most Were The People Who Said I Would Never Make It. They Gave Me A Thirst For Revenge.

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner Managed To Successfully Stop An Order Of Monks From Operating A Business On His Property. The Police Forced The Friars To Close Down Their Stall, Which Was Outside The Playboy Mansion Where They Had Been Selling Flowers. Said One Friar, Well, If It Was Anyone Else We May Have Gotten Away From It, But, Unfortunately, Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars.