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I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

He Had The Kind Of Face Only A Mother Could Love. If That Mother Was Blind In One Eye, And Had That Sort Of Milky Film Over The Other One, Ya..ya Know, Ya Know What I Mean? But Still He Was My Identical Twin.