Even When I Was In

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

Well, The Way Things Are Going, Aside From Wheat And Auto Parts, America's Biggest Export Is Now The Oscar.

I'm A Baby. I Sleep Like A Baby - I'm Up Every Two Hours. And I Think A Lot. I Worry A Lot. I Have Great Nights Of No Sleep Where Ideas Come.

The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up On Ash Wednesday, Had A Good Friday.

When We Had The Girls, My Daughter Jenny Gave Us Like A Bible From My Daughter Of, "don't Feed Them This; Don't Feed Them That, If She Says This, Don't Say That," It Was Crazy!