The Passion Of The Christ

I Didn't Rebel As A Child. I Missed That Angry Teenager Thing.

I'm A Baby. I Sleep Like A Baby - I'm Up Every Two Hours. And I Think A Lot. I Worry A Lot. I Have Great Nights Of No Sleep Where Ideas Come.

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.

I Quit Drinking. That Was A Big Problem For A Lot Of Years. Then After That, I Just Started Feeling Grateful Again.