I'm A Baby. I Sleep

Whoo-hoo-hoo, Look Who Knows So Much. It Just So Happens That Your Friend Here Is Only Mostly Dead. There's A Big Difference Between Mostly Dead And All Dead. Mostly Dead Is Slightly Alive. With All Dead, Well, With All Dead There's Usually Only One Thing You Can Do. Go Through His Clothes And Look For Loose Change.

I Was A Film-directing Major At Nyu. I'm Still Not Sure Why I Became A Directing Major, When I Was Really An Actor And A Comedian, But There Was Something That Drew Me To Doing That.

If You Do Something For The First Time, You Will Always Remember It. If Your Dad Has Something To Do With It, You Write About It.

Did You Ever Reach A Point In Your Life, Where You Say To Yourself, 'this Is The Best I'm Ever Going To Look, The Best I'm Ever Going To Feel, The Best I'm Ever Going To Do,' And It Ain't That Great?

Nothing Can Take The Sting Out Of The World’s Economic Problems Like Watching Millionaires Present Each Other With Golden Statues.