Don't Worry About Your Heart,

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.