Don't Try For Wit. Settle

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

Fight Fire With Fire. If You Must Have Bores, Always Put Them Together Or At The Same Table ... Bores Have An Effervescent Chemical Reaction On One Another At A Party. They Invariably Have A Marvelous Time Trading Banalities In The Absence Of Competition. Clichés Roll Trippingly Off The Tongue Like Sparkling Epigrams And Trite Observations Acquire Depth Sinking Into Receptive Minds.