Don't Talk About Yourself; It

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.

In The Battle Of Existence, Talent Is The Punch; Tact Is The Clever Footwork.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.