God Help Those Who Do

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.

In The Battle Of Existence, Talent Is The Punch; Tact Is The Clever Footwork.

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.