The Most Pitiful Human Ailment

Money Is The Only Substance Which Can Keep A Cold World From Nicknaming A Citizen Hey, You

I Want A Priest, A Rabbi And A Protestant Minister. I Want To Hedge My Bets.

A Good Party Is Where You Enjoy Good People, And They Taste Even Better With Champagne.

If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.