Don't Eat Fried Food, It

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.