I've Said It Once And

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.