Doctors Say It's Okay To

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.