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In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.