Breaks Like A Ball Falling

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?