There Are Only Five Things

As Long As I've Got One Chance To Beat You I'm Going To Take It.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.