Five Runs Ahead And He'd

When You're In Professional Sports, Winning Is The Only Thing That Matters.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.