As Long As I've Got

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.