Be Thankful We're Not Getting

America Has The Best Politicians Money Can Buy.

The United States Never Lost A War Or Won A Conference.

That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.

Farmers Have More Associations, And Bureaus, And Clubs, Than They Have Pitchforks.

If You Want To Know How A Man Stands, Go Among The People Who Are In His Same Business.