The Farmer Has To Be

The President Says, 'there Is Lots Of People Worse Off Than The Farmers.' I Don't Know Who It Could Be Unless It Is The Fellow Who Holds The Mortgages On The Farms.

The Republicans Have A Habit Of Having Three Bad Years And One Good One, And The Good One Always Happens To Be Election Years.

Why One Ad Is Worth More To A Paper Than 40 Editorials.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Get A Kind Of Strange And Exciting Tingling Sensation From.

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.