Democrats Are The Only Reason

Will Somebody Please Tell Me What They Do With All The Vice-presidents A Bank Has? Why The United States Is The Biggest Business Institution In The World, And They Got Only One Vice-president And Nobody Has Ever Found Anything For Him To Do.

The Republicans Have Their Splits Right After Election And Democrats Have Theirs Just Before An Election.

You Could Be The World's Greatest Orator And If You Don't Say Anything While Orating, They Are Going To Walk Out On You After A While.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.