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Worrying Is Like Paying On A Debt That May Never Come Due.

The Government Sent The Indians To Oklahoma. They Had A Treaty That Said, 'you Shall Have This Land As Long As Grass Grows And Water Flows.' It Was Not Only A Good Rhyme But Looked Like A Good Treaty, And It Was Till They Struck Oil. Then The Government Took It Away From Us Again. They Said The Treaty Only Refers To 'water And Grass; It Don't Say Anything About Oil.'

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years; Now All The Poor Have To Do Is Just Fill The Few Meals Until Next Xmas

We Are Always Saying: Let The Law Take Its Course But What We Really Mean Is: Let The Law Take Our Course.