Whoever Said A Horse Was

If A Bank Fails In China, They Behead The Men At The Top Of It That Was Responsible... If We Beheaded All Of Ours That Were Responsible For Bank Failures, We Wouldn't Have Enough People Left To Bury The Heads.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

Don't Just Grab At The First Thing That Comes Along. Know When To Refuse Something That Won't Get You Anywhere

If You're Ridin' Ahead Of The Herd, Take A Look Back Every Now And Then To Make Sure It's Still There

There Ought To Be One Day - Just One - When There Is Open Season On Senators.