At Christmas You Can Get

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.