It's Always Consoling To Know

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!