Artie Is Going To Do

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

It Is Funny Because The Guy Who Is My Boss Now, Howard Stern, Has A Similarity There. He Got Big Being A Regular Guy. He Wasn't The Greatest Looking Guy In The World

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.