The Only Reason I Can't

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.