The Only Reason I Can't

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.